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Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3034	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5404	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5634	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	8118	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	194	Mines Excavated:	2486
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Love Letters Sent:	14	Emeralds Found:	4218

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai generated art, AI wrangling, Amanda, Batman: Arkham Origins, BlockBuddies, Brolime, Buckshot Roulette, Cara, Chocolate Chuubas, darkest dungeon, FlaVR, holocure, idol corp, indie circle, kai saikota, Kiki, Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, resident evil, Sena Bonbon, Server, silent hill 2, twitch, Vampire Survivors, Vtuber awards, VTuber company, VTuber domination, winnie the pooh

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	6743
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

bathroom, Entertainment, Escape, funny, Hide, Hiding, humor, knockers, knocks on the tv screen, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, prank, Retreat, run away, Scared, Screen, Server, Surprise, television, Trick, unexpected, unexpected behavior

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!