Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!
plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.
oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.
so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!
Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!
But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.
And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!
We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.
Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a long-distance relationship with another player. You both have to navigate the challenges of living together, dealing with in-laws, and planning a wedding all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner suddenly hits you with a request to pay $500 a month for rent in the game. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay, or will you give in to their demands? The drama is real, folks!
And that’s not all. You’ll also have to cook dinner once or twice a week for your virtual family. Can you handle the pressure of being the virtual chef while also trying to build your dream Minecraft house?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous requests, and plenty of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
On our server, you can build your own virtual venue, hire a virtual live band, and even have a virtual open-bar for 200+ virtual guests. And the best part? You won’t have to dip into your college fund to do it!
Don’t let your virtual family guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual education for a virtual wedding. Join our server and show them that you can have fun and be responsible at the same time. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the craziness you want in Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!
join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging sour candy projectiles while building your own epic base. trust me, it’s like a warzone out there, but with candy instead of bullets.
plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can turn your diamond armor into a unicorn onesie. yep, you heard that right. who wouldn’t wanna prance around in a unicorn onesie while battling it out with other players?
so come on, join this server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs boring old regular servers when you can have warheads and unicorn onesies?
we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, quests that will blow your mind. you’ll be, like, fighting dragons and, like, saving princesses and stuff. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
and, like, if you join, you’ll become, like, super smart and stuff. cuz we got this, like, study that says being on our server makes you, like, immune to fake news. you’ll be, like, a fake news detective or something. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the coolest, most epic community ever. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Version | Vanilla | Java 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Whitelisted |
Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running? | The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Although it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join us on Discord by following this link: Join Discord |
| Are there any mods on the server? | Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more. |
| Are there any server-wide events? | Yes, there are server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects happening regularly. |
I mean, seriously, who needs to deal with that BS when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in this server?
Forget about that annoying character, come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together! Trust me, you won’t regret it!