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Escapism SMP

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Server Name	Escapism SMP
Website	Apply here
Location	Paris, France
Mods	Around 80 mods for building and lore purposes
Community Benefits	Community Events with rewards Safe Space, drama-free 24/7 Uptime Friendly community and admins Lore exploration

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join by filling out the form here.

What is the server’s location?

The server is located in Paris, France.

How many mods does the server have?

The server has around 80 mods for building and lore purposes.

What are some community benefits of joining Escapism SMP?

Some community benefits include Community Events with rewards, a drama-free Safe Space, 24/7 Uptime, a friendly community of players and admins, and lore exploration.

Is the server lore-driven?

Yes, the server has a focus on lore, with ongoing storylines and exploration.

What is the diversity of the community like?

The community is very diverse, with members from various locations including England, Scotland, Germany, and the United States.

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>Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like playing with a 0% house edge, no scammy scam scams here, just pure gaming fun! >No fake influencers or fake balances, just real based individuals running the show. >It’s like the future of Minecraft servers, man, you gotta check out Duel.com for the ultimate gaming experience. >And yeah, pic unrelated, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?

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CraftyGunSafety
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gun safety is our number one priority! Join us for a wild adventure filled with loaded Glocks, fanny packs, and unexpected surprises.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find a mysterious fanny pack sitting on the kitchen table in your virtual house. What could be inside? Only one way to find out! Unzip that bad boy and discover a loaded Glock 9mm just waiting to be fired. But fear not, our players are experts in gun safety and will make sure that weapon is secure in no time.
Join us for the ultimate test of privacy vs. safety as you navigate through a world where responsible firearm handling is key. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have the thrill of finding a loaded gun in your virtual kitchen? So come on down to our server and experience the adrenaline rush of keeping everyone safe, even if it means violating a little privacy along the way. See you there!

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MysteryHist SMP
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OMG you guys, have you heard about this secret underground Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally insane?? Like, apparently, there’s this hidden base where all the top players gather to battle it out and build crazy contraptions. And get this, there’s a secret room where they have all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and stacks on stacks of emeralds.
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MinecraftMemeMasterz
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of TNT. Our “sort by ‘Best’” option is like a magical button that transports you to the most epic and hilarious moments on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
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haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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CraftyCraftJailTime
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join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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Bat Flu Busters: Vampire vs Fruit
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come join our epic minecraft server where vampire bats rule the land and spread bat flu like it’s nobody’s business. forget about fruit bats, these vampire bats are the real deal.
we’ve been studying them for 12 years and have discovered that they maintain bat flu (H18N11) through seasonal pulses and immune waning. but don’t worry, we’ve got it under control with a rabies cull that has halved transmission.
if you want to be part of a server where you can witness the effects of viral spread firsthand and maybe even become a bat flu expert, then this is the place for you. join us now and let the bat flu fun begin!

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Ivans Magic Kingdom
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a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2
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Handsome Horizon 1.20.3
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Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!
Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!
Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.
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