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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9924 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 9298 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!