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GermanCraft Minecraft Server

aerial drones, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GermanCraft, germany, international relations, IRIS-T, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, surface drones, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”

join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crops Grown:	1162	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8730
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	9242	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	5537	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	6191	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!