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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	1756
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Divine Spears Created:	20

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	136	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2014
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	9502	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	4502	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!