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””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

Army, controversial opinions, extremism, extremist groups, funding, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Invasion, Kekistan, Land, Military Funding, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Political unrest, radical ideologies, smp, Syria, third world, US, War Tactics, world politics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	7966	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

DorfCraft

Adventure, balance, classic, Community, DorfCraft, Economy, extensions, Fun, Gaming, Helpful, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9445
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.

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PixelPals – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the fun with our crazy crew of characters! From Lia the Ashelia to Utatane the Nasa, we’ve got a lineup that’s more stacked than a tower of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to witness epic battles between Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka as they fight for the title of Minecraft Master. And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, who’s known for building the most jaw-dropping structures this side of the End Portal.

Need a break from all the action? Hang out with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi for some chill vibes and hilarious antics. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving a night in the wild with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

With so many characters to choose from, like Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Epic Elin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

COOLDOWN, Crafty, Elin, Elins, Epic, forum behavior, forum etiquette, Gaming Community, gaming community rules, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming forum, hot new game, hot presence, Minecraft, mmorpg, New thread., online etiquette, online gaming, Server, thread creation., thread management, thread moderation, V, video game forum

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Potions Brewed:	78

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server has such a hot /v/ presence that even the creepers are posting memes in the chat. And get this – there’s a cooldown to make a new thread in our forums, but none of you do it because you’re all too busy building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CloudMC Lifesteal

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, custom events, Domination, Intense battles, Journey, lag-free performance, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, Perks, powerful servers, PvP, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: PvP, unique items, Vibrant Community, warrior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1595
Dragon Eggs Found:	8888	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

**CloudMC – Your Ultimate Lifesteal Adventure!**

Welcome to **CloudMC**, the ultimate destination for Minecraft adventurers! Dive into our **Lifesteal server**, where every fight matters and every heart counts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and dominate the leaderboards as you steal hearts and rise to the top.

But that’s not all – CloudMC is packed with **exciting features** to keep the gameplay fresh and fun: Custom events and challenges Unique items and perks A vibrant community of players Lag-free performance on our powerful servers

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or just starting your journey, CloudMC has something for everyone. Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Crafty Advice Minecraft Server

advice, child support, cousin, Crafty, Cultural differences, family, family dynamics, Gypsy, hit on, international travel, legal implications, long lost relatives, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, POL, relationship, Romania, Server, single father, States, taboo, Visit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Hell of a Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of ruthless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Chicken Whisperer.” Rumor has it that this mysterious figure can communicate with chickens telepathically and has an army of feathered friends at their beck and call.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” a structure built entirely out of TNT that players must cross to reach the other side. Will you make it across unscathed, or will you fall victim to a fiery explosion?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen.