consistently literally cries in promos – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs
China, CraftyTradeWar, economic impact, economic sanctions, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, levies, RETALIATION, Tariffs, tariffs on imports, tit for tat, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade tensions, trade war, Trump administration, Trump tariffs, US, US-China relations
come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!
our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!
plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5
1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!
Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues
Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.
Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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Mars Truck Rally
alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck
yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21
ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms
Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!
We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.
Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.
So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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Birdseed Bomberz
Birdseed, Bomberz
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!
Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

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FreakyCraft: Kink Edition
bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!
Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.
So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

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CraftyLee’sBlockParty
adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!
picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.
join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead
academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities
so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!
come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

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