Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Midnight Apocalypse: Where the zombies forge alliances and the creepers get a makeover 1.20.1[modded]

1.20.1modded, alliances, Apocalypse, Classes, craftable rockets, CREEPERS, Custom Quests, Dungeons, Forge, gameplay mechanics, Leveling, looter mod, makeover, midnight, Minecraft, miracle road, Modded, Mods, new dimensions, overworld exploration, Questing, Races, Raids, rare mob encounters, Scrolls, sea pirates, Spells, Survival Challenge, Teleporting, unique items, zombies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	594	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	51.222.102.67:25578
Server Location	North America
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/WZbM3dsVne
Modpack Link	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-20-1
GitHub	https://github.com/untubs/Midnight-Reborn

FAQ

Q: What are the new features in Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1?

A: The modpack offers new dimensions, leveling and questing systems, rare mob encounters, classes and races, unique raids and dungeons, custom bosses, and a reputation system among other features.

Q: How does the reputation system work?

A: Players can earn reputation points by completing quests and defeating certain mobs, but they can lose reputation by harming neutral NPCs. Negative reputation will cause neutral NPCs to become hostile towards the player.

Q: What happens when a player dies in the game?

A: When a player dies, their body remains in the game as a corpse. Other players can loot the corpse, and if the player does not recover their body in time, it will decay and all items and experience will be lost.

Q: Can players teleport long distances in the game?

A: Yes, players can use waystones for teleportation and adventuring. They can also craft rockets to explore other dimensions and gather resources.

Q: Are there unique items to collect in the game?

A: Yes, players can discover and collect rare items such as socketable gems and named items with special effects.

StarCraftSlayer Minecraft Server

Blizzard Entertainment, Competitive Gaming, esports, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming rivalry, gaming strategy, gaming tournament, high stakes gaming, Killer, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, pc game, professional gaming, Real-Time Strategy, Server, starcraft, StarCraftSlayer, strategy game, video game

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Starcraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to slay all your gaming woes! Join us and experience a world where creepers are your allies and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you mine for gold.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against a herd of battle-ready llamas in epic showdowns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Starcraft forever. Your new gaming addiction awaits!

JobPromoMinecraftSMP

career advancement, Career Change, career development, career goals, career milestone, career opportunity, career progress, career success, Job, job advancement, job improvement, job opportunity, job promotion, job satisfaction, job upgrade, JobPromoMinecraftSMP, new responsibilities, Professional Growth, Promotion, work achievement, workplace success

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8840	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

So you just got a promotion at your job, huh? Well, forget about climbing the corporate ladder because it’s time to climb the blocks in our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave the boring office life behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who control the economy. Will you be able to uncover their hidden lair and claim your rightful place as llama king?

Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers? It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that promotion in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make your boss’s head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).

CraftyChonkShamer

body image, body positivity, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChonkShamer, dieting, emotional intelligence, fat shaming, food shaming, friendship, Healthy Eating, meal choices, nutrition, peer pressure, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, social dynamics, societal expectations, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	3073	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible!

We don’t care if you’re a salad lover or a pasta enthusiast, as long as you’re having fun and being respectful to others. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can be yourself without fear of being called out for your food choices.

Join us now and let’s leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and make friends in our crazy Minecraft world where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

RegretfulReaper – Minecraft SMP

Apology, asking for forgiveness, Communication, confronting past mistakes, Emotional healing, emotional pain, Empathy, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, heartfelt apology, Making amends, Minecraft, reconciliation, regret, RegretfulReaper, Relationship Repair, remorse, repairing broken trust, seeking forgiveness, seeking reconciliation, smp, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to seek revenge on your friends in the most epic way possible! Build elaborate traps, unleash hoards of zombies on their base, or even create a giant statue of them made entirely out of TNT! The possibilities for chaos are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for bragging rights and valuable prizes. Just make sure to bring your A-game and your best armor, because things can get pretty intense down there.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that only the most cunning and skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

GoodVibesCraft

Altruism, Caring, Character, compassion, Considerate, Empathy, Ethics, Generosity, good person, GoodVibesCraft, Helpful, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, morality, positive traits, Righteous, Selflessness, VALUES, Virtuous

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2098

Are you tired of being a boring old regular player on Minecraft? Do you want to be a hero in a world of blocky chaos? Then come join our server and show off your good deeds!

On our server, being a good person isn’t just about helping others and building cool structures. It’s about battling evil mobs, rescuing villagers from peril, and even taming dragons to fight by your side.

Join us and become the ultimate hero of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be crowned the King or Queen of the server and have your own castle built in your honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world what makes you a good person in the craziest way possible!

CrocsVsToads: PoisonedBaitRevolution

Animal Behavior, Australia, Baits, Biodiversity, Cane Toads, conservation, CrocsVsToads, deaths prevention, ecological balance, ecological impact, ecosystem management, Environmental Protection, food poisoning, freshwater crocodiles, invasive species, nausea-inducing chemical, PoisonedBaitRevolution, predator-prey relationship, scientists, toxic substances, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have trained crocodiles to fight off evil cane toads! these crocs are like the guardians of the server, keeping all the players safe from poisonous toads.

we have created a whole new world where you can witness this epic battle between crocs and toads while you build your own epic creations. imagine building a castle while watching a crocodile chomp down on a toad – it’s like a live action movie right in front of your eyes!

not only that, but we have special events where you can ride on the backs of the crocs and go on crazy adventures around the server. it’s like a safari but with crocodiles instead of lions!

so come join our server and be a part of this insane world where crocs and toads battle it out for supremacy. who will win? join to find out!

SeedHunt

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to the Ultimate Crypto Treasure Hunt!

Discover the 24 Seeds to Unlock a Crypto Wallet Treasure! Dive into an exhilarating adventure where your wits and determination will lead you to discover the 24 crucial seeds of a hidden crypto wallet. Each seed is a piece of the puzzle that, when fully assembled, will unlock a valuable crypto treasure.

UNDER DEVELOPMENT

[email protected]

server.seedhunt.me

SereneFields

Adventure, Alpha, Chill, Community, community life, crops, Discord, Farming, farming simulator, Feedback, Fishing, fishing fun, Friends, Fun, locals, MCMMO, Minecraft, Relax, SereneFields, stardew valley, Towny, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a chill and fun Minecraft experience? Check out SereneFields! It’s a farming simulator within Minecraft, inspired by Stardew Valley. – Grow Your Farm: Plant, grow, and harvest a variety of crops. – Fishing Fun: Catch unique fish in our scenic waters. – Meet the Townsfolk: Make friends with the locals and enjoy community life. We’re in alpha and would love your feedback to make SereneFields even better. Join our Discord to share your thoughts and be part of our community. Invite link: https://discord.gg/44cc8ary4x Make sure to check out our website too: https://serenefields.com Ready to relax and farm? Join our Discord and start your adventure today!

play.serenefields.com

Elak’s Drama-filled Faction Adventure

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, discord map, DramaFilled, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Faction, Factions, Friends, Java 1.20.1, join us, Legacy, Market system, Rich world, server info, Survival, thriving tribe, Towny, Trade, Tribes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	821	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

World of Elak <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/kit-pvp-ps4/">Server</a>

World of Elac Minecraft Server

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord: https://discord.gg/begcpu9ecw

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server linked above.

Q: Can I play solo on the server?

A: Yes, you can play solo or join/create towns and tribes with other players.

Q: Is there a market system in the game?

A: Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency.

Q: How do tribes work in the game?

A: You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the world together.

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