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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8688 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.