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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3421 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?
Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
