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Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1914	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	148	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	460782	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	412

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!