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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5538 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?
So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!