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DraftDodger Minecraft Server

9/11, annexation, AVOID, Candidate, Draft, DraftDodger, false flag, galvanize, IMMINENT, Israel, Issue, Manpower, military draft, Minecraft, neighbors, Population, regional war, Server, sign up, SOLVE, trump, Wins, young males

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

Adult, adult roleplay, Boss, Boss Roleplay, Edition, Erotic Roleplay Thread, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, gym, Gym Boss, Gym Boss Edition, Gym Edition, Gym Roleplay, MineCraic, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Void Gems Collected:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6464
Villages Defended:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, criticism, dirty diapers, dirty dishes, dirty silverware, DISHES, final straw, house chores, late dad, Laundry, Minecraft, minimal house work, nanny job, NannyJobNoMore, Quitting, quitting on the spot, Server, sick days, stay at home mom, two weeks notice, unpaid time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Players Killed by Monsters:	6303	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Commitment, compatibility, emotional impact, first love, hooking up, intimate connections, Life Changes, lifelong commitment, long-term relationships, love life, Marriage, marriage vows, Matchmaker, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic partners, self reflection, Server, Significant Other, soulmates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal of friendship, Betrayal of Trust, breaking promises, deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest actions, dishonest conduct, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., lack of honesty, lack of integrity, lack of loyalty, lost respect, RespectLostInOneSec, untrustworthy, untrustworthy actions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, fm, foreign relations, HummusCraft, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lebanese, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, peace talks, regional stability, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global crisis, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiation, peace talks, phone call, russia, Ukraine, War, world politics

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ores Mined:	6262	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

age calculation, age comparison, age difference, ageless, aging, biological age, Birth, chronological age, Development, genetics, growth, health, Medical, newborn, premature aging, premature baby, premature birth, premature development, PrematureCraft, Science, Time, time of birth, Twins

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7773	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!