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WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	3671
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	955
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Potions Brewed:	184
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	289315
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1741
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Emeralds Found:	2852	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!