Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Mines Excavated:	3368	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BabyBackSeating

BabyBackSeating, child-free wedding, compromises, cousins, crying baby, disruptions, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, guest list, managing expectations, newborn, newborn behavior, Planning, Siblings, stress, Suggestions, videographer, wedding ceremony, wedding planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of crying babies ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and enjoy a child-free gaming experience! No need to worry about newborns interrupting your building or mining adventures. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life weddings and just focus on having a good time.

Plus, our community is filled with experienced players who know how to handle any situation, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sibling’s baby crying in the background. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

dumb money move, DumbMoneyMove, Financial Advice, financial behavior, financial blunders, financial decisions, financial education, financial errors, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, long term financial consequences, Minecraft, money habits, money management, money mishaps, money mistakes, money regrets, money tips, personal finance, poor money choices, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

MysteryCraft: Unexplainable Wonders

bewildering, BIZARRE, eerie, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mystery, MysteryCraft, Mystifying, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, strange, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained, Wonders

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, get ready to experience all sorts of wacky and unexplainable things on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness flying cows, dancing creepers, and maybe even a llama conducting a symphony orchestra. Who needs logic when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer absurdity of it all!

RumpNetwork

Active, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, endless adventures, exciting features, Friends, Fun, game modes, growth, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, RumpNetwork, Rumpulski, Server, Skyblock, smp, Stream, Survival, talented builders, Vanilla, weekly events, YouTuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to RumpNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft adventure! Our server offers a variety of game modes including Survival, Skyblock, SMP Survival, and more exciting additions coming soon. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something for everyone here.

Join our amazing community, where multiple people stream daily, including the person behind the name RumpNetwork, aka Rumpulski, an upcoming Minecraft, and gaming YouTuber. Our community is all about making friends and, most importantly, having fun! We host weekly events to keep things fresh and exciting, and we’re always expanding our game modes and adding new features to keep interests high = ).

We are also looking for talented builders to join our team! If you’re interested in contributing to our server’s growth, we’d love to have you. However, to ensure a good fit, we ask that builders be active on the server for at least a few weeks before applying.

Come join the RumpNetwork family and embark on endless adventures with us!

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SpiritGG: Where you can fish, build towns, and get ganked by a sneaky penguin in crossplay madness!

1.20.X, battle, BUILD, Casual, Community, crossplay, Custom Enchants, Discord, Factories, Fish, Friends, Ganked, Ip:, k85dfwwtHb, madness, Other, Penguin, PORT, PvE, server ip, smp, sneaky, SpiritGG, Tool skins, Towns, Towny, Version

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to SpiritGG!

A place to hang out with friends and enjoy minecraft.

Please come check us out we have a lot of cool features like:

🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends! 🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907 👼 Create resources with Factories! 🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards! ⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels! 🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out! 👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters! 💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com VERSION: 1.20.X DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	A: Yes, our server is Bedrock compatible. Just use the provided IP and port to join.
Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	A: We offer Towny SMP gameplay where you can build towns, participate in contests, battle mobs, and more.
Q: Are there any special features on the server?	A: Yes, we have custom enchants, factories for creating resources, fishing contests, and more to enhance your experience.
Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?	A: You can join our Discord community using the provided link to chat with other players, make friends, and stay updated on server events.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Community, controversy, criticism, cuck, CuckCraft, discussion, Drama, HAPA, Identity, internet, judgment, Minecraft, nobody, ONLINE, opinion, Podcast, push, question.., Server, social media, watch, whore, Wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest blocky creations!

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding tribute in the form of seeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim victory.

But beware, rumors have it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes. Will you be able to conquer this formidable foe and claim the riches hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it and offer it a stack of diamonds. Who knows what wonders await those who seek out this elusive creature?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on an adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky hapa whore wives and their lackluster podcasts – they may not be as harmless as they seem.

SushiSMP – AmericanizedSushiIsBetter

Americanized sushi, AmericanizedSushiIsBetter, fusion food, Japanese cuisine, raw fish, sushi, sushi bar, sushi chef, sushi culture, sushi debate, sushi experience, sushi flavors, sushi fusion, sushi ingredients, sushi lovers, sushi presentation, sushi restaurant, sushi rice, sushi rolls, sushi toppings, sushi trends, SushiSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old traditional sushi? Do you crave a culinary adventure that will blow your taste buds away? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we serve up Americanized sushi that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Japanese cuisine!

Our sushi chefs have perfected the art of combining flavors and textures to create mind-blowing sushi creations that will leave you begging for more. From sushi burritos the size of your head to sushi burgers that will make your mouth water, we have it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sushi Wars, where players battle it out in epic sushi-themed PvP battles. Will you be the one to claim the title of Sushi Champion and earn the coveted Golden Chopsticks?

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old sushi and experience a whole new world of flavor, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, once you’ve tried Americanized sushi, you’ll never look at traditional sushi the same way again.

CraftyMomDaughterDeal

adjustment period, college fees, CraftyMomDaughterDeal, disagreement, financial struggles, high salaries, lung cancer, medical field, model parent, multiple jobs, natural causes, no help clause, outsiders opinion, Resentment, single mom, spoiled childhood, spoiled daughter, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle between a spoiled daughter and her parents who can’t agree on whether to spoil her even more or let her fend for herself.

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the drama of a family torn apart by differing opinions on parenting. Will the daughter learn the value of independence, or will she continue to bask in the glory of being spoiled rotten? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden caves filled with treasure, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all family disputes are settled with a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and witness the wildest family drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures like these?

CraftyPredictions2022

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	160

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move! Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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