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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6279 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 493028 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!
So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.