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Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	5217
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	1310
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mines Excavated:	1325
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	174
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	807
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1293	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!