Congress vs. executive power Minecraft Servers

Congress vs. executive power

  • Order Up! Minecraft SMP

    Order Up! Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome, fellow blocky adventurers, to the most ridiculously epic Minecraft SMP you will ever NOT wanna miss! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might just implode into a pile of colorful blocks. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🤯✨

    First off, our server is powered by the magical energy of a thousand creepers (and maybe a few cat memes, but who’s counting?). Join us for a journey where the laws of physics literally DO NOT EXIST because why not?! The laws that govern this world are written in enchanted books that nobody can read, and they probably spell out “no jumping” and “yes, pet all the wolves.” 🐶💥

    Forget about those boring meetings in Congress, our politicians are a bunch of Enderman with top hats yelling about whether they should build a roller coaster that goes to the moon or a statue of a giant potato. You want chaos? WE GOT CHAOS! It’s like an episode of reality TV but with fewer Kardashians and way more zombie invasions. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even see a chicken wearing sunglasses! 🐔😎

    You know how presidential executive orders are supposed to be a big deal? Well, here, if you craft a golden apple, you can commandeer the entire SMP! That’s right! With a bite of that juicy goodness, you can declare that EVERYONE must wear only pink armor for the next ten Minecraft days. And if you’re not in pink, you’re getting banished to the nether until you embrace the fabulous! 🌈👑

    Once, Jimmy (who is just a regular guy but real passionate about squids) tried to start a cult dedicated to the worship of squids. It turned into a water park project and now we have pirate ships and swimming contests that basically end in pure carnage. You don’t really swim; you just get swept away by a horde of enthusiastic dolphins having a rave. 🌊🐬

    Oh, and let’s talk about the world-building! The landscape here is so wild, you’ll find a biome made entirely of cake that regenerates when you eat it! And there’s a hidden temple where the only way to enter is to sing a random song from the ‘90s. Like, who knew “I Want It That Way” was a secret key to epic loot? 🤷‍♂️🎤

    So what are you waiting for? Download some pixelated pants and jump into the insanity of this Minecraft SMP! Join us, and you may just become the ruler of a kingdom filled with talking llamas or the unofficial historian of the Great Creeper Tea Party of 2022. Our motto? “If it makes no sense, then you’re doing it RIGHT!” 🚀💥

    Remember, life is short, blocks are cube-y, and this server is possibly the most bonkers fantasy playground where you can literally do anything and nowhere is safe! See ya in the wild, my future block buddies! 🥳🪓

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  • TallPopulousRichSMP

    TallPopulousRichSMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a tall, populous, and rich country, but with way more explosions and shenanigans. We even have our own NBA team that won the championship in 2012 – yeah, we play basketball in Minecraft, don’t question it.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging random TNT traps set by our resident prankster. Or maybe you’re into trading rare items with our eccentric villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and become the hero of our server?

    So come on, join us and become part of the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

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  • CraftyAuntBlameGame

    CraftyAuntBlameGame

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your aunt question your reading choices? Look no further! Join our server where we only read Harry Potter books because, let’s be real, who needs “serious” literature when you can have magic and adventure?

    We promise that your cousin will be so engrossed in reading about Hogwarts and Quidditch that he won’t even notice your aunt’s disapproval. Plus, we have special events where you can battle dragons and explore mystical lands just like in the books.

    So come join us and escape into a world of spells and potions, where reading Harry Potter is not only encouraged but celebrated. Who needs “serious” books when you can have a magical Minecraft experience instead?

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  • AgeNoCanDo Minecraft SMP

    AgeNoCanDo Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Are you still struggling to figure out how to build a simple dirt hut? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a team of highly trained villagers who will teach you how to build the most epic structures in all of blocky land!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Sheep Racing” events, where players ride on the backs of speedy sheep and race through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Cluckington will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • WeirdCraft Dating Land

    WeirdCraft Dating Land

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    Have you ever been on a date where you both rode pigs through a maze of lava and ended up battling a horde of zombie villagers? No? Well, then you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and bizarre dates you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can team up with your date to defeat the Ender Dragon and build a castle together? Trust us, your love life will never be the same after joining our server.

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