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Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9117	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

hub.starride.ru:19132

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8268	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, antihero, Characters, chick, cinematic universe, comic books, Deadpool, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Mutant, Mystery, name.., question.., smp, Superheroes, tag team, team-up, wolverine, x-men

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	9695	Star Shards Collected:	209
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!