Confederate States of America Minecraft Servers

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	8141	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Votes:	805	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3049
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	686745	Star Shards Collected:	174
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5918
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	616
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	85
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1736	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7644

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032