🍆💦CONDUITS! Your Quick-Start Guide! Minecraft Servers

PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts

belief system, cognitive bias, commonality, confirmation bias, critical thinking, echo chamber, emotional reasoning, emotions, extremism, facts, feeling, feelings, frustrating, idea.., ideological extremists, internet, online behavior, online discourse, PixelPanic, polarization, rationality, Subscribed, thinking, trump

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the internet! come build and explore with us in a world where the only ideology is FUN!

we have unicorns that fart rainbows, talking chickens that give out diamonds, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties!

if you’re tired of dealing with internet trolls and keyboard warriors, come join us where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a minecraft adventure like no other! because on our server, the only extremism you’ll find is EXTREME FUN!

Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Claims, Community, community-driven, Creative, Exploration, Features, Growing, innovation, java, Land, Markets, Newcomer, Parkour, PvP, Renowned, Seasoned, Survival, Trading, tradition, Unique, Vanilla

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Welcome to Owl Realms, a server that started way back in 2021 and continues to provide a renowned Survival experience with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! We’re not just a server; but a community-driven haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Survival experience. We are looking to grow our community!

⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.

play.owlrealms.com

Can’t-ya-see I’m a Vanilla Fun Fungi Server? Join now for fun times!

armor stands, atmosphere, Cantyasee, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Fun, Fungi, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Invisible item frames, Join, land protecting, low stress, Map, mobhead drops, Plugins, Server, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Times, Towns, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, vanilla feel

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About the Minecraft Server

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Server Settings

Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

What We Offer

Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Information

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

1. What is the average player age on the server?

The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

2. When was the map reset?

The map was reset on July 13th, and there are no plans for another reset unless the community calls for it.

3. How many players are typically online at any given time?

There are typically 50 people online at any given time.

4. What kind of events does the server host?

The server hosts fun events each week ranging from UHC to brand-new games.

5. Are there any special features on the server?

Special features include a Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla setup, Dynamic Map, NEW HATS, DATAPACKS, and Community Builds.

MarketMadness Minecraft Server

anti-classists, anticapitalists, capitalism, class struggle, Competition, corporate greed, economic system, Exploitation, free market, INEQUALITY, MarketMadness, Minecraft, neoliberalism, profit motive, protest, resistance, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, spiteful anger, subversive, wealth distribution

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where capitalism runs rampant and the free market reigns supreme! Are you tired of those pesky anticlassists trying to bring down the system? Well, come join us and let out all your spiteful anger on them in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?

Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

achievement, athlete, celebration, Championship, dream come true, england, First Place, football, Glory, historic moment, international tournament, Kino, kinos, memorable event, Minecraft, national pride, Server, Soccer, sports, team success, Time, tournament win, Trophy, Victory

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Picture this: you, Kino, a Minecraft pro, leading England to victory in an international tournament on our server. The crowd goes wild as you hoist the trophy high above your head, your pixelated avatar beaming with pride. But wait, there’s a twist – instead of a regular trophy, it’s a giant diamond block that rains down diamonds on all the players in the server. Join us and experience the thrill of victory like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Snapcraft Minecraft Server

body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, cousin relationships, mental health, Minecraft, Professional help, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-perception, Server, snap chats, Snapcraft, social media, validation, weight loss

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any body shaming like in the real world! Join us and escape the negativity of society by building your dream world block by block.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to focus on creativity and fun, without having to worry about being judged for how they look. We don’t care if you’re a pig or a unicorn, as long as you’re having a good time in our virtual world.

And hey, if you ever feel down about yourself, just remember that even the most toned players on our server still struggle with self-esteem. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your body image issues at the door. Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out!

SisStopVentingPls

#venting, advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, Marriage, relationship advice, SisStopVentingPls, Sisterhood, sisterly advice, stepfamily, stepmother, Support, Therapy, unity ceremony, venting boundaries, wedding planning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question reality.

Imagine a world where your sister is dating a Minecraft character named Chris, who has two sons aged 14 and 15. They are now engaged, but the real drama begins when Kate, your sister, starts venting about her relationship with Chris and his boys.

Chris lost his Minecraft wife when his youngest Minecraft son was just born. He made it clear to Kate that he wasn’t looking for a replacement mom for his Minecraft sons, but Kate had other plans. She wanted to be more than just “dad’s wife” in this pixelated family.

Kate tries to bond with the boys, but they treat her like a random NPC in the game. She feels like an outsider in her own Minecraft family and it’s driving her crazy. She even wanted the boys to walk her down the aisle in a virtual unity ceremony, but they weren’t having it.

As the wedding planning progresses, the tension rises like a creeper about to explode. Kate keeps venting to you about the same issue over and over again, and you finally have enough. You tell her that you’re not a virtual therapist and can’t handle the drama anymore.

Kate freaks out and calls you a terrible sister, but hey, at least you’re not stuck in a Minecraft love triangle like her. So join our server for a wild ride of family drama, virtual weddings, and explosive emotions. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GenderBend Minecraft Server

double standards, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, genderbend, gendered behavior, gendered beliefs, gendered customs, gendered expectations, gendered norms, gendered practices, gendered roles, gendered rules, gendered society, gendered traditions, Minecraft, Server, social expectations, societal norms

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing not acceptable is not joining in on the fun!

Join us and experience a world where gender norms are thrown out the window and everyone is free to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant pink castle as a tough, burly warrior? Go for it! Want to wear a sparkly unicorn skin as a fearless adventurer? Absolutely!

Our server is known for its wild and wacky events, like the annual “Gender Bender Build-Off” where players swap genders for a day and see who can create the most fabulous structure. The winner gets a virtual tiara and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on over and join us for a gender-bending, rule-breaking, laugh-inducing good time! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself you never knew existed.

CraftyLove: Forever vs Marriage

Commitment, Companionship, CraftyLove, emotional bond, family stability, legal benefits, lifelong partnership, long-term commitment, Love and Marriage, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage benefits, marriage counseling, marriage success, marriage vows, marriage vs cohabitation, Partnership, relationship goals, shared finances, societal recognition, wedding vows

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can find your perfect in-game soulmate and tie the pixelated knot in a virtual wedding ceremony! Imagine walking down the blocky aisle with your diamond sword in hand, ready to say “I do” to your in-game partner. Plus, being married on our server comes with exclusive perks like shared inventories, joint mining expeditions, and even the ability to spawn in baby villagers as your virtual children! So why settle for just being together forever when you can level up your relationship status to married on our server? Join now and start building your happily ever after!

BoomTownCraft

airstrikes, Al Hudaydah, BoomTownCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, current events, devastation, drone attack, explosion, Houthi, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, political turmoil, Terrorism, violence, War, Yemen

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a virtual Yemen with EXPLOSIONS everywhere! Just like in Al Hudaydah, but without the real danger, ya know? Our server got hit by a HOOTY DRONE ATTACK, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. So grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some EPIC battles! #MinecraftMadness #YemenExplosions #HootyDroneAttack

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5190
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Crazy CONDUITS! Your Quick-Start Guide! Minecraft Servers

PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts

Stats November 21, 2024

Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]

Stats November 21, 2024

Can’t-ya-see I’m a Vanilla Fun Fungi Server? Join now for fun times!

Stats November 21, 2024

About the Minecraft Server

Information

FAQ

1. What is the average player age on the server?

2. When was the map reset?

3. How many players are typically online at any given time?

4. What kind of events does the server host?

5. Are there any special features on the server?

Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

SisStopVentingPls

Stats November 21, 2024

CraftyLove: Forever vs Marriage

Stats November 21, 2024

BoomTownCraft

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3534
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2