Condoms MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OpinionCraft: AITA?

comfort, condoms, Communication, feelings, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

loaning money, Stability, Minecraft, single mother, deadbeat father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

sensitivity, contraception decision, raw sex, sexual debut, sexual responsibility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

reminder, Protecting, Protection, blocks, condom reminder

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!

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Stepmom Snubbed Vacay – AITA?

stepmother, stepfamily, family relationships, quality time, personal boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Imagine this: you and your brother are on a mission to give your dad the ultimate Father’s Day gift – a weekend trip for just the three of you. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your stepmother decides to crash the party and join in on the fun. Will you be able to navigate the awkwardness and tension as you try to enjoy your time together?

With thrilling quests and challenges around every corner, this server is perfect for those who love a good drama-filled storyline. Who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family getaway gone wrong. And remember, on this server, anything can happen – including unexpected guests crashing your plans!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

ignorance, unworldly, Minecraft, Oblivious, uncultured

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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Creeper Cuisine: Eats that Blow Your Mind

creeper, cuisine, indulgent feast, unforgettable dining experience, memorable food

Have you ever eaten a block of dirt and felt like it was the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chefs have mastered the art of turning dirt into a gourmet delicacy that will have your taste buds dancing with joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are always throwing wild parties. Join them for a night of clucking fun and see if you can keep up with their crazy dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join the madness on our server – you won’t regret it!

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Sinwar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Military, Israelis, WSJ report, leadership, Minecraft

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the most intense battle between the israelis and the creepers! we have sinwar on our side, ready to lead us to victory with his epic words of wisdom.

build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as we take on the israelis in a battle like no other. with sinwar by our side, we are sure to come out on top and claim victory for our team.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server. who knows, you might even become a legend in the minecraft world!

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CraftyCarbonIncome

social security, global GDP, CraftyCarbonIncome, economic policy, environmental impact

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna double the global GDP and cut carbon emissions, bro! Imagine mining diamonds and saving the planet at the same time, it’s like multitasking on steroids! Plus, you’ll get a virtual paycheck just for playing, so you can flex on all those other players with your virtual riches. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of eco-warrior creepers who are fighting for a greener Minecraft world. Trust me, this server is lit AF and you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and eco-friendly shenanigans. Join now before the virtual economy collapses and the virtual polar bears go extinct, fam!

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PixelPastPlaygrounds

technological advancements, digital archives, data preservation, online activity, data tracking

YO, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DA DIGITAL FOOTPRINT OF UR PAST LIVES? YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! IM TALKIN BOUT TIME TRAVELIN IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, FINDIN OUT WHO U WERE IN UR PAST LIVES!

IMAGINE GOIN BACK IN TIME AND SEEIN URSELF AS A DINOSAUR OR A FAMOUS PIRATE! U CAN DO ALL DAT AND MORE ON DIS SERVER!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U CAN ALSO RIDE ON GIANT CHICKENS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER AND UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF UR PAST LIVES WHILE HAVIN A BLAST! #YOLO #MINECRAFTFORLIFE 🐔🦖🧀

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