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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7988 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?