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  • NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL

    NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2010
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8172 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

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    lol imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server and got to play with a bunch of chickens dressed as superheroes. like, u could ride a pig into battle against evil cows who are trying to take over the land. and get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the secret cave. plus, there’s a rumor that if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret dimension where u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle against zombie llamas. like, how insane is that?! so come join the fun and see if u can become the ultimate minecraft champion on this wacky server!

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  • ShamCraft Minecraft Server

    ShamCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9905
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94 Farms Harvested: 149
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6533
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama of sham elections and get lost in a virtual world of blocky goodness. build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur mad skills. who needs politics when u can be the ruler of ur own pixelated kingdom? come join us and leave the real world behind, cuz in dis server, anything is possible, even winning a fair election in Crimea (lol jk).

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  • DruzeVillageAttackCraft

    DruzeVillageAttackCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8634
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Votes: 7503 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up villages like it’s nobody’s business. we make missiles rain down like confetti at a party, except the party is on fire and everyone’s screaming. it’s a blast, literally! come join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft? come on, you know you want to see what all the fuss is about. let’s make some noise, baby!

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  • CraftyTrumpRallyShootout

    CraftyTrumpRallyShootout
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4463
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump campaign rally in taiwan! we got explosions bigger than political scandals and more chaos than a presidential debate. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and excitement. who needs politics when you can be building your own empire in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

    JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4173
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5

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    Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

    Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Divine Spears Created: 29

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    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Farms Harvested: 766
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Zombie Dances: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Potions Brewed: 34

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Potions Brewed: 23
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3942
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4952
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ores Mined: 8302
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1115
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2803
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6789
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 532
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 395
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5623 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 304 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

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