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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
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