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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9348 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4067 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4125 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!