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ChudCraft: Cunts & Creepers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with chuds in your own country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is chud-free guaranteed! We have a team of trained chud exterminators who will make sure your gaming experience is chud-free and full of fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!

Stable Genital Diffusion: The Minecraft Server for Men with a Plan

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server ever created! This server is for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep it manly and testosterone-filled up in here!

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and exploring in a world where only the manliest of men can survive. Our resources are top-notch, with models, LORAs, ControlNet, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Want to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience? We’ve got guides and extras to help you inpaint, train LORAs, and master the art of Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs females when you’ve got a community of manly men ready to conquer the virtual world together? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

ReaperCraft.pl

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Our server is a place where the amazing world of Minecraft meets the fascinating atmosphere and elements inspired by the popular MMORPG game – Metin2. On our server, we combine these two worlds to create a unique experience for players

Reapercraft.pl

Surviving 9 Years of Pixel Block Shenanigans on Avalon SMP: The Quest for Mythical Slimefun Loot!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Server Trailer:	Watch Avalon Server Trailer
TikTok:	Check Out Avalon TikTok
Server IP:	defend.avalon.today

Avalon – Overview

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft within the Minecraft world. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story chapters, and more, Avalon offers a unique gaming experience like never before.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking, Pets
Global Market system and Auctions

Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil in Avalon.

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Avalon server?

You can join Avalon by connecting to the server IP: defend.avalon.today via Minecraft.

2. How can I choose my class in Avalon?

Upon joining, you can choose to become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman. Each class has its unique abilities and progression.

3. Are there daily quests in Avalon?

Yes, there are over 200 quests available in Avalon, including daily quests and storyline quests that add depth to the gameplay experience.

4. Can I build my own Town in Avalon?

Yes, you have the option to join or create your own Town within the cooperative Towny environment of Avalon, where you can build and expand your base with other players.

5. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

Yes, the server rules include guidelines such as no griefing or stealing, no scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense while playing on the server.

Crafty McCraftface

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6117	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sweat edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic streams, debut performances, and unarchived content that will blow your mind. Our YouTube channel is a treasure trove of craziness, with songs that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who wouldn’t want to rock some Fuwawa and Mococo gear? Plus, we’ve got baubau-related content that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mayu’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Oh, that’s just from all the epic battles I’ve had on our Minecraft server! Join us and you too can have scars from fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers with your bare hands! Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So come join us and become a scarred warrior like Mayu-chan, ready to take on anything that comes your way in the craziest Minecraft server around!

DefinitelyNotSketchy Vanilla LGBT Hermitcraft White-listed Java Fun Server 1.20.4

[Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, 20 TPS, Communication, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fun, hermitcraft, high-tech, java, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, North America, Semi Vanilla, Server, snowy adventures, spawn images, Suggestion forums, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3197	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established:	2018
Primary Focus:	Community inclusivity

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

Discord

Join our Discord server and be a part of the community!

Join here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Mini Seasons

Between main seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons with unique themes.

Current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December.

Images

Check out some images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

FAQ:

How do I apply to join the server?

Applications are done through our Discord server. Join the Discord and follow the instructions to apply.

Is the server hosted in North America?

Yes, our servers are hosted in North America with a constant 20 TPS.

Do you have a Diamond economy on the server?

Yes, we have a Diamond economy and do not use shop plugins.

What happens during Mini Seasons?

Mini Seasons are custom modded seasons with unique themes that last around a month, providing a different gameplay experience.

Blocky Rimworld

Addictive, base building, blocky, Challenging, colony management, indie, isometric, moddable, random events, Replayability, Resource Management, rimworld, Sandbox, Sci Fi, simulation, storytelling, strategy, Survival, tactical, top down, video game

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6509	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as unpredictable as Randy Random in Rimworld! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who challenged them to a dance-off for its return. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this world where anything is possible!

Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

New desert island Season Jurassic server Minecraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	56
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Ostrov

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