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No No No Minecraft Server

#impatience, anger, anxious, concord, Demand, exclamation, Faster, Frustration, Game, Hurry, imperative, Launch, Minecraft, Oh No!, PRESSURE, right now, Server, sisters, stress, Tension, Urgent

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	298098	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, general, indie, lewd, Lurk, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Emeralds Found:	616	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	275	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “The Lewd Roulette Edition” where you can gamble away your virtual spouse for some spicy in-game rewards!

Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

MuglessMansion

clutter control, cluttered kitchen, coffee mug rule, decluttering, deep cleaning, Home ownership, house rule, household items, household rules, Housekeeping, kitchen management, Kitchen organization, kitchen space, kitchen storage, living space, Minimalism, MuglessMansion, OCD, roommates

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	788

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict ‘no more coffee mug rule’! Why, you ask? Well, our owner was recently diagnosed with OCD and can’t handle the clutter of too many mugs in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rules that make absolutely no sense!

Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!

RedstoneQueen SMP

female anatomy, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual taboos, menstruation, period cravings, period education, period empathy, period myths, period pain, period questions, period stigma, period support, period symptoms, periods, reddit, RedstoneQueen, smp, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Votes:	6934	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Mother Nature herself is getting in on the action. That’s right, every month we have a special event where the entire server is flooded with redstone dust to simulate a period! It’s a bloody good time, trust us. So come join us and experience the ultimate redstone extravaganza!

CreeperCraft: Spooky History!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old history books? Come join our Minecraft server and learn about the creepiest historical facts in a whole new way! Explore haunted castles, uncover ancient curses, and even battle zombie versions of famous historical figures! Join us if you dare, and prepare for a history lesson like no other!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3232
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and has released successful albums and mixtapes in the hip-hop genre. MMG is known for its luxurious and high-quality production, as well as its strong roster of artists who consistently deliver chart-topping hits.

Welcome to “Hubcraft: The Server Where Even The Fish Wear Shirts!” Java 1.21 Fabric with Datapacks, Discord, OCE friendly!

16+, Aesthetically Pleasing, application, Builds, collaboration, Community, connectivity, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Exploration, Fabric, Fish, Friendly, Hubcraft, java, Minecraft, newbie, OCE, Players, Reset, Server, Shirts, smp, Sydney, Vanilla, Veteran, wear, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Server Name	Hubcraft – Vanilla 1.21 Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft (Java, Fabric, 1.21)
Server Age	3 years
Reset	Recently reset, brand new world
Community	16+ mature and friendly players from around the world
Player Base	1-10 players usually online
Server Location	Sydney, with excellent connectivity worldwide

FAQ

How can I join Hubcraft?

Interested players will need to fill out a quick application upon invitation. Just hop on our Discord, and you can apply directly from there!

Apply Here: https://discord.gg/kzPTGj43

What makes Hubcraft special?

– Friendly and mature community

– Active player base

– Great builders welcome

– Stable and reliable server

– Welcoming atmosphere for players of all levels

Can I collaborate with other players on builds?

Absolutely! Hubcraft encourages creativity, collaboration, and enjoying the game together. Build and explore with other players to create something amazing!

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, Hubcraft has rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are typically shared on the Discord server or in-game to maintain a fair and friendly environment.

What can I expect in the new world after the reset?

Since the server has just been reset, you can expect a fresh start with new terrain, resources, and opportunities for exploration and building. It’s a blank canvas waiting for your creativity!

Is there any way to contribute to the community beyond building?

Hubcraft values all forms of contribution from its players. Whether you’re a builder, redstone enthusiast, explorer, or community organizer, there are various ways to get involved and make a positive impact on the server.

How can I report issues or seek help on Hubcraft?

If you encounter any issues or need assistance on Hubcraft, reach out to the server moderators or administrators. They are there to help resolve problems, answer questions, and ensure a smooth experience for all players.

Blocky Drama Minecraft Server

blocky, Drama, Generate, His, list, long tail, Minecraft, Problem, Server, tags, What, what is his problem

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the villagers, and cows forming their own government. It’s a madhouse out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

We have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, or you can try your luck in our giant maze filled with angry llamas and explosive sheep.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

Boring, Disappointment, frustrating, fucking, lack of creativity, lackluster, letdown, Minecraft, poor storytelling, predictable, Raw, Repetitive, smp, Sucked, underwhelming, Uneventful, uninspired, wasted potential, Welp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

ReunionRage: NoWifeAllowed

antidepressants, children, Communication, Delivery, depression, Event, family, Friends, health issues, hospitalization, ISOLATION, NoWifeAllowed, relationship, reunion, ReunionRage, socializing, Stroke, Support, Therapy, Trauma, weekend, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	536	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your wife turning every conversation into a dramatic saga about her health issues? Do you want to escape the never-ending loop of hospital stories and family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a weekend of fun and adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive against the creepers and zombies. Leave behind the constant reminders of heart surgeries and medical procedures, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds.

Escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time with friends. So leave your wife at home, grab your pickaxe, and join us for a reunion like no other. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the real world behind!