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WeddingInkNoThanks

Equipment, family, family expectations, family pressure, guestspot, personal comfort, professional boundaries, short notice, tattoo artist, tattoo design, tattoo hygiene, tattoo layout, tattoo machine, tattoo stencil, tattoo supplies, travel, uncomfortable situation, Wedding, wedding day tattoo, wedding gift, WeddingInkNoThanks

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crops Grown:	6654	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take wedding gifts to a whole new level! Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you get a request to tattoo the bride and groom in-game on their special day. Who needs a fancy wedding gift when you can give the gift of pixelated ink?

Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?

So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.

RedFlagHobby Minecraft Server

alarming hobby, bizarre hobby, concerning hobby, Minecraft, odd hobby, off-putting hobby, peculiar hobby, questionable hobby, questionable pastime, red flag activity, red flag hobby, red flag interest, red flag leisure activity, red flag leisure pursuit, red flag pastime, RedFlagHobby, Server, strange hobby, suspicious hobby, unsettling hobby, unsettling pastime, unusual hobby, worrisome hobby

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

TechSavvyBoomer

analog, classic, Durable, efficient, electronics, FUNCTIONALITY, Gadgets, mechanical, Nostalgia, obsolete tech, old tech, Outdated, practical, Reliable, Retro, Satisfied, sentimental, Technology, TechSavvyBoomer, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8092
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, Assistance, bilateral agreement, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, economic development, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, friendship, government relations, international relations, Investment, Japan, long-term support, Minecraft, Partnership, Server, solidarity, SushiCraft, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5812	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, like, this server is like the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Japan and Ukraine got together and signed some crazy agreement to support each other forever. well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got alliances from all over the world, bro. you can build your own little nation and make alliances with other players. it’s like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and be a part of this epic international community. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

DroneJammerGangChiRus

agency.., Chinese, collaboration, cooperation, countermeasures, Defense, drone jammers, DroneJammerGangChiRus, electronic warfare, Equipment, Espionage, International, long range communication, Military, Partnership, Procurement, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

So, like, you know how those Chinese and Russian dudes are always up to some crazy stuff, right? Well, get this – they’re trying to find drone jammers! Like, why would they even need that? Are they planning on taking over the world with drones or something?

Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!

Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.

Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!

AntSlayerCraft

ants, AntSlayerCraft, Consciousness, Empathy, environmental ethics, ethical considerations, existential crisis, Guilt, human impact, Humanity, insect, insect perspective, insect society, INSIGNIFICANT, mass murderer, Microcosm, moral dilemma, perspective, philosophical reflection, small beings, tiny creatures

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we are all mass murderers in the eyes of ants. That’s right, those tiny little bugs are terrified of us and our epic building skills. Join us and show those ants who’s boss by constructing the most insane structures they’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ant kingdom waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some ant-squishing fun on our server!

Smokin’ Lakes: 89% Fiery Fun

air pollution, air quality, atmospheric conditions, climate change, ecosystem, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, fiery, Fun, intense wildfire activity, Lakes, long-term effects, natural disasters, North America, particulate matter, remote sensing, respiratory health, satellite imagery, smoke drift, Smokin, wildfire season, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	520	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.

In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

Hot Dog Water: Where your Wiener meets its match! No rules, just soggy buns!

Active, BUNS, Challenges, Cheating, Community, Discord, dog, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, Ip:, java, Join, match, meets, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Server, Soggy, stealing, Survival, video intro, Water, Website, WIENER

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5938	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Towns Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Java Version	1.20.6

Overview

Hardcore: – Votes for world reset are held on Discord.

Vanilla: – No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join us! IP: play.hdw.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex Video Intro: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

FAQs

Q: Can I teleport randomly on the server?

A: No, random teleport is not allowed on this server.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and PvP are allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I participate in a world reset vote?

A: World reset votes are held on our Discord server. Join the Discord community to participate in the voting process.

ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ShiranuiCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

NostalgicCraft Minecraft Server

behavior analysis, childhood memories, cleaning, Communication, emotional expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family stress, Gender Roles, household chores, kitchen chores, Minecraft, NostalgicCraft, playing video games, Playroom, psychological breakdown, Saturday morning, Server, stress, vacuuming, women’s behavior, women’s roles

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being interrupted by stressed out family members while playing Minecraft on a Saturday morning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us and build your dream world without any nagging or unnecessary cleaning distractions. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to relax and enjoy some quality gaming time. So come on in and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!