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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

advanced user, Arm, Computer, computer user, computing, computing devices, computing power, connoisseur, CPU, Enthusiast, Hardware, high performance, IT, Operating systems, power user, processor, smp, software, Tech Enthusiast, tech-savvy, Technology, technology user, x86_64, x86_64ARMinecraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

alteisen, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Minecraft, Mission Pass, new players, nikke, Nikkes, PC, Phantom, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	2349
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more craziness packed into this virtual world than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for the chance to win the exclusive Red Hood Poll Costume – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling creepers? And don’t miss out on our epic PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE event – it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with more explosions.

Feeling brave? Take on the Solo Raid: Land Eater challenge and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And mark your calendars for the Co-op: Alteisen event – teamwork makes the dream work, especially when it involves slaying dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Special Recruit Quency: Escape Queen is here to shake things up, and upcoming recruit Phantom is ready to join the party. Plus, snag some killer costume passes like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t love a good fashion statement in the midst of battle?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Just don’t forget to grab your diamond armor and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need both. See you in the game, crazy crafters!

Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty myths, beauty standards, Colonialism, created, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Eurocentric beauty standards, historical narratives, Identity, Indonesians, lie, Media influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, self esteem, self-image, smp, social conditioning, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who believe that the secret to building the best Minecraft creations is to wear a chicken suit while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to steal all the diamonds and replace them with…you guessed it, potatoes!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager on speed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

SpookySznMinecraftSMP

autumn, black cats, candy, cobwebs, costumes, decorations, Fall, Favorite, favorite thing, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted houses, jack-o-lanterns, Pumpkins, scary movies, Skeletons, Spooky season, spooky vibes, SpookySznMinecraftSMP, Trick or treating, witches

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Do you love spooky season as much as we do? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a haunted adventure like no other, where you can build your very own haunted house complete with ghostly villagers and creepy crawlies. But beware, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their diamonds into dirt! So if you’re brave enough to face the supernatural and want to show off your spooky building skills, join us for a spine-chilling experience you’ll never forget!

NatureCrafted

Adventure, Animals, beauty, environmental conservation, Exploration, Forests, Hiking, Lakes, landscapes, Mountains, national parks, Natural wonders, Nature, NatureCrafted, oceans, outdoors, Plants, Rivers, Scenic views, wildlife, wildlife photography

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8299	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

Aerial vehicles, airspace, airspace violation, coast of Israel, Defense, defense systems, Drones, drones intercepted, intercept, intercepted, Israeli coast patrol, Israeli defense forces, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UAVsGoneWild, unauthorized, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mines Excavated:	1013
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	155	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

blocks, Cases, CitadelPvP, classic, desert, Duels, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, End.., Factions, Farms, Fight, Glory, glory days, Icy Tundra, OG Legends, Parkour, pixelated, PvP, Ravine, Shop, voting system, Warps, warzone, world, world border

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CitadelPvP
Version	1.7.10
IP Address	play.citadelpvp.com

Features:

Classic Factions gameplay
Various PvP zones
Economy system
20k x 20k World Border
1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
Voting system for in-game gear

About:

Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

Interested in playing?

Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10?	Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
What are some of the features offered on the server?	The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Votes:	2920	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, Gaslighting, HairCraft, love, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).