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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 520 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
