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WhyDo15Craft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	138	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2176
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	133

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9382	Farms Harvested:	956
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	949
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8793

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8418
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).