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Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6091
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9249	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!