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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!