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CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4307	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9396	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	919564	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Votes:	5184	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7272	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!