compress Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

commentary, current events, dark humor, Edition, Government, humor, LaughCraft, Minecraft, News, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political news, Political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Science, Server, social commentary, society, ylyl

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

Anime, autistic interests, CraftyPals, Fandom, Fishing, Gaming, History, hobbies, Manga, Media, Minecraft, niche communities, niche interests, normalfag, obsession sharing, obsessions, passions, romance of the three kingdoms, Server, sports, strategy games, touhou, unique interests

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	7067
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

Boundaries, Communication, dog aggression, dog bite, dog safety, dog training, DoglessGatheringAITAH, Dogs, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, guilt trip, newborn, parenting, pet behavior, pet ownership, pit bull puppy, Safety concerns, Siblings, Toddler

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2581

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

Macron’s Explosive MineCraft

Alliance, Conflict prevention, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, explosive, foreign policy, France, France diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, prevent explosion, regional stability, united states, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀

YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit

acceptance, aging, carpe diem, contemplation, deep thoughts, Existential, fleeting moments, inevitability, introspection, Life, Limit, mortality, perspective, Philosophical, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, time passing, Tomorrows, wisdom, YesterCraft, yesterdays

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.

not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

LunWix | Free Donation server Minecraft

#youtube, Antispam, ARTYYT, Auto-mine, Cases, Currency, DISCOUNT, donation, free, Game Currency, image, LunWix, Minecraft, OPEN2024, promo code, Server, server promo, Shop, Starter Kit, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6201	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

YouTube promo code “ARTYYT”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of game currency on the server!

Server promo code “OPEN2024”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of currency on the server!

play.lunwix.ru:19134

PixelPyon Minecraft Server

#champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, Animals, animations, art, asmr, Aussie, autistic, Champy Creative Corner, chuuba, community watchalongs, cytube, Danbooru, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch, Minecraft, Music, Notifications, PixelPyon, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, SMB rom hack, socials, sound effects, Stream, stream highlights, Uoh, vrg, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2026	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	941
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba! Build your own champyons and explore Kiki’s world filled with animals and creativity. Need a break from mining? Check out our Kiki ASMR collection for some relaxation or play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD for a chaotic twist. Don’t miss out on our Super Champ Bros rom hack or the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride! Join now for a chance to meet Kiki herself in-game and experience the madness firsthand. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting on this epic server!

VtuberSlutCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, desuarchive, Detective Dumpy, Edition, Gaming, general, internet culture, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, Slutposting, social media, Thread, Trash, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber community, VtuberSlutCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Detective Dumpy Edition where you’ll embark on wild adventures with our resident detective, Dumpy the potato.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Dumpy solved a mystery involving a gang of evil chickens who were stealing all the diamond blocks in the land. With his trusty magnifying glass and potato powers, Dumpy cracked the case and saved the day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you all night long. And don’t forget about our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Detective Dumpy Edition awaits!

PieThiefProbsLOL

aita, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Disrespect, eating habits, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Food, food sharing, husband, husband-wife dynamics, Marriage, mocking, Petty, PieThiefProbsLOL, relationship issues, Respect, sharing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	1100
Potions Brewed:	176	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

SafeWordCraft

BDSM, Boundaries, code word, Communication, consent, empowerment, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, safe word, Safety, SafeWordCraft, sexual exploration, sexual health, taboo, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.