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Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Votes:	9299	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1222
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4095	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	913865	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	3863	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2990	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Gems Collected:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!