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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7706	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	219

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	497
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Star Shards Collected:	210
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7353
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2753	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	5339	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	863300	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.