Crafty Linux SMP

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Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

Neptunia & Compile Heart Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the October madness edition where we have Compile Heart games coming to life in the game! Ride on Neptunia Riders VS Dogoos, cast spells in Touhou Spell Carnival, and evolve your gaming skills in Neptunia GameMaker R:Evolution – all in one server!

But wait, there’s more! Fight against the Calamity Angels in Todokero! Tatakae! Calamity Angels, blast your way through the untitled M2 Shoot’em Up, and dive into the madness of Madou Monogatari 4 – all while waiting for the mysterious DATE A LIVE: Ren Dystopia to drop on Steam!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a treasure trove of Hyperdimension Neptunia downloads for you to customize your gameplay experience. Skins, artbooks, manga, guides, soundtracks – you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weddin’ Drama: No Wifey Zone!

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Reality is Just a Block Away: Welcome to SIL’s Endgame Server

Herein lies a forbidden realm forged from the chaos of family drama, envy, and shortsighted decisions. Join now, if you dare, and trap yourself in the endless spiral of conspiracies as we explore the depths of human rivalry — served blocks and pixels.

Dive Right In, But Watch Your Back!

Have you ever wondered what happens when hatred meets pixelated paradise? Spoiler: it’s not pretty but it sure is something!

The Wedding Whisper Conspiracy

You might think a wedding is about love; oh, sweet summer child, how wrong you are. In this server, every brick placed could unleash the wrath of the Management Sibling-in-Law (SIL)—the uninvited queen of passive-aggressive torment! Intrigued? You should be.

Civilly Married Two Years: But are they ever REALLY married? Dark whispers echo in the cave of flat blocks.
Immediate Family Only!: Optimal toxicity served up cold—with a side of in-law resentment.

Features of An Enigmatic Realm

Block Type	Effect	Side Info
SIL Blocks	Increases drama level by 100%	Beware: These identify nearest family members and track their emotional distress.
Nephew Resources	Unconditionally adorable	Use with caution; proximity may trigger jealousy beams from SIL.
Mom’s Patience Potion	Resistance to familial outbursts	Wear it until your armor is full. Otherwise, you may face tactical emotional hikes!

"She left her underwear in the living room," whispers *creeper gossip* from the end of the hall. In this server, secrets are currency!

Weapons of Sarcasm

Do you have the gall to engage? Equip these tools from the Satirical Arsenal:

Verbal Assault Shield – Perfect against ambushes from in-laws. Use wisely!
Competition Gauntlet – Transform any situation into a battle of "who gets seen first" or "who gets more attention!" Perfect for family gatherings!

Tales of the SIL: Legends and Hauntings

The Curse of Cold Shoulders: Players claim that merely uttering the word "grandchildren" summons unseen tormentors who will hound you with endless threads of social competition.
Mom’s Silent Resilience – Legends say she’s a Dalai Lama of Family Dynamics, but will it be enough to fend off the tightening grip of her narcissistic counterparts?

Frequently Unasked Questions

Q: How do I handle awkward SIL moments in-game? A: Simply pretend to mine for answers while navigating emotional landmines. Works every time!

Q: Can I exclude other players from my realm? A: Absolutely! Just be ready for a flood of emotional retaliation—complete with sponsor-insufficient minions.

Join at Your Own Peril

This isn’t just a game; it’s a vivid tapestry woven from the threads of familial bitterness and chaos. We invite you to join us—your survival hinges upon your strategy, tenacity, and perhaps a sprinkle of absurdism. Remember, family ties are thicker than water but just as prone to breaking under pressure!

Prepare for uninvited guests, and keep your swords ready—because when the Management SIL rolls in, you’re gonna wish you were playing on easy mode!

Join now, and may your blocks be ever in your favor—if they aren’t, remember: it’s just a pixelated reincarnation of life’s brutal family saga! Your quest begins today!

MineCraft My Age SMP

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🌍🥴 Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then like, what even are you doing with your life? 🤔 It’s like trying to catch fish with a spoon when the ocean is right next to you! This isn’t just any ol’ Minecraft server; this is a place where dreams turn into blocks—or was it the other way around? Who cares!

😺🦙 Picture this: You spawn in, and BOOM! A llama wearing a top hat and monocle is judging you from the start! Yep, I’m serious. It’s fancy AF and it probably knows more about stocks than you do! And you know what? If you join now, you might get the chance to challenge it to a duel for its stylish hat! 🤺💰

✨💥 Here’s the thing, you don’t just gather resources; you gather legendary resources! Legends say that if you dig down three layers beneath a cactus while singing all the lyrics to “Wonderwall” backwards, you’ll strike the legendary “Infinite Pizza Block.” 🍕🌊 Like, who doesn’t want unlimited pizza in Minecraft? I mean, I can’t even handle normal pizza, but digital pizza? Sign me up!

👽🔥 And there’s this other wild thing—every full moon, all the creepers turn into disco balls, and all mobs put on a dance-off that determines who gets the best blocks for the month. It’s LIT! You could be the next dance champion and earn the coveted “Golden Creeper Twerk Trophy”! Sounds a bit sus, but who wouldn’t want that on their shelf? Just imagine the bragging rights!

🕵️‍♂️🐉 Also, there’s a secret underground society… or maybe it’s a myth? Whichever! It’s ran by a dragon named Gary who claims he’s the reincarnation of Beethoven. 🎼 He’s really into building opera houses, and he wants YOU—yes, YOU—to help him build an epic musical that features llamas, pizza, and a romance story about a sad Creeper! I mean, how else would you experience hot drama in Minecraft?!

😵 Soooooo yeah, if you’re not here in this Minecraft SMP, are you even real? Join now or be destined to live the life of a sheep in another boring server. 🐑💔 Trust me, the llamas are waiting, the pizzas are calling, and Gary is ready to drop some sick beats! Let’s get this block party started! 🎉

Blocky Banditry Bonanza

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🌍 Welcome to the Wackiest Minecraft Server You Never Knew You Needed! 🎮

👷‍♂️ Ever pondered the philosophical depths of victimless crimes while your avatar drowns in a pool of diamonds? Well, ponder no more! Here, we’ve got everything from sleep-deprived creepers to blocky conspiracy theories that would make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado!

🔥 Outrageous Reasons to Join:

Bury Your Enemies (and Friends) in Glitter: Why decorate with boring flowers when you can unleash a confetti explosion? Our server’s glitterbomb mode allows you to bury anyone who’s wronged you in a sparkly avalanche—victimless, fabulous, and perfect for that extra flair!
Potato Overlords Unite: Ever dreamt of a world where sentient potatoes reign supreme? Join our exclusive Potato Pals Guild! Assemble your starchy army and wage glorious war against the Carrot Coalition! Gouge out their eyes with baked goods—no vegans were harmed in the making of this server!
Enderman Fashion Show Extravaganza: Why simply slay Endermen when you can make them the haute couture of the blocky realm? Craft custom outfits and witness the best-dressed mobs strut their stuff on the runway! Prizes include a year’s supply of mystery snail shell slime (unsurprisingly gooey) and an exclusive crown made from the finest obsidian!
Teleportation to the Nether’s Disco: Ever wondered where those funky Nether mobs go at night? Turns out, they throw a rager! Join us on ‘Disco Inferno Night’—all night dancing on lava flows, glowstone strobe lights, and an epic DJ Ghast spinning sick beats! No mobs were harmed; in fact, they had the time of their lives!
A Creeper’s Love Story: Embark on a dramatic quest to turn the most notorious explosive beings into love-struck romantics! Help them woo each other with gifts of gunpowder and roses. Who knew that crafting could make for such explosive romance? Just don’t stand too close—it might end in a literal bang!
Time Travel to the Age of Blockdom: Forget time machines; we’ve created a block-based tornado that whisks you back to prehistoric Minecraft! Surf the pixelated waves alongside pixelated dinosaurs or challenge them to a duel (looting will not result in any de-dino-fication, we promise!).
Rescue Mission for Lost Turtles: Participate in the most epic rescue missions of the century! Legend has it there are turtles trapped in blocks of obsidian, suffering from the “shell shock.” Join our secret Turtle Liberation Society and go on an undercover mission to free them—complete with disguises and elaborate dance moves!
Villager Karaoke Contest Every Friday: Come witness the finest villagers croon out their angst with songs straight from the heart. Will you vote for the Villager who belts out “I Will Survive (the Zombie Apocalypse)” or the one with the catchy hit “I’m Still Standing (When My Crops Fail)”?

💫 So, what are you waiting for? Jump into the most zany, pixelated universe where chaos reigns supreme, but remember: It’s all in good fun (and fashion)!! Follow your dreams (or your potato overlord’s orders) and sign up now! Each registration comes with a complimentary diamond-encrusted denial of responsibility! Enjoy block-breaking, crazy crafting, and, of course, victimless shenanigans! 💎

Blockistan: Trust Issues & TNT

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The Quantum PVP Server of Geo-Political Mayhem 🍔🔪🕵️‍♂️

Welcome, wary traveler! Venture not with the naïveté of your blocky brethren, for here lies a rift between realms—an unholy mashup of deception, power, and pixelated pandemonium! Minecraft meets the high-stakes world of international intrigue, where every creeper has a secret and every diamond tells a story.

🌌 What Are We Even Doing Here?

Moscow, with its glistening spires and questionable intentions, flickers in the distance of our chaotic server. You thought you were crafting survival items? HA! With whispers of subjugation and swirling conspiracies, you might just find yourself building a nuclear bunker in your backyard instead!

Is it Trump’s fault? The answer is yes… and no. But really, what’s going on with China wandering into utterly absurd alliances? You’ll need to craft your slingshot wisdom and prepare for an onslaught of discord and dimension-bending fun.

⚡️ Server Features That Make You Question Reality

Chimeric Alliances: Find yourself suddenly allied with players you swore were your enemies; unity forged in pixelated fear!
The Great Ukraine Blockade: Uncover quests that involve taking down enchanted Ukrainian fortresses that may or may not exist (probably while you’re lost in a Time Warp biome).
Dynamic Confusion Mechanic (DCM): Just when you think you’ve figured it out, the game itself will rewrite its rules! Expect a weekly meltdown where gravity is optional.
Ambiguous Diplomacy: Trade with NPCs who can’t remember which faction they belong to—perfect for that bartering specialist in your crew!

🐉 Player Testimonies from The Lost Realm

“I joined thinking I’d farm some resources, then woke up in a secret bunker packed with TNT and suspiciously sentient chickens.” – @CreeperTango45

“Moscow’s got nothing on the weirdness that unfolds during nighttime raids!” – @BlockyConspiracies

❓ Frequently Asked Questions That Won’t Help

Q: Is this server actually allowed?
- A: Allowed by who? The shadows know your name, and so does the Enderman you just looked at!

Q: What’s the main goal here?
- A: A floating party with interdimensional cake? Or total chaos? Who can say? Only the elders of the server—when they reappear.

Q: Can I trust anyone?
- A: Trust? Ha! You shouldn’t trust the Ender Dragon to keep your supplies safe—consider it a building block of madness!

🔮 Legends of the Server—Beware!

They say the server was once banned in 12 countries, but do we know why? There are whispers of blocky ghosts manifesting during the Equinox of the Creeper—spooky lore or government cover-up? Join at your own peril.

💥 Controversial Secret Features

The Mysterious Loot Goblin: Collect power-ups that warp your reality into surreal landscapes and lead to convoluted traps you willingly walk into—what’s a little insanity among comrades?
Creeper Collusion: Rumor has it that bomb-squads of creepers are gathering to overthrow nations—your Minecraft nation, that is!

⚠️ Warning! Join Us If You Dare!

Should you be brave enough to join this chaotic tapestry of pixelated paranoia, expect the unexpected. Your reality will be a kaleidoscope of visions—or will it be? Only time spent here will cultivate the truth.

Prepare to jump into madness! Surrender your soul and craft your way to curing this senseless spiral—before you become one with the pixelated void! 🔪 👀

Join now! Or risk being trapped in limbo with your questions—forever questioning what could have been…

Blocky Love Connection

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to hang out and build stuff in minecraft, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you, bro.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers start dancing around you, but don’t worry, our mods are like ninja warriors and will save you from those green baddies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether? yeah, it’s guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows, but if you defeat it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

also, our community is like a big family, we treat everyone with love and respect, even male partners and women, because we believe in equality and preventing bacterial vaginosis.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Join MandaloreGaming’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details

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Does MandaloreGaming Have a Minecraft Server?

Overview of MandaloreGaming

MandaloreGaming is a popular YouTube channel known for its gaming commentary and reviews, particularly in the realm of open-world and immersive games. Fans of MandaloreGaming are often eager to connect with the community through collaborative gameplay, leading to interest in a dedicated Minecraft server.

Current Server Status

No Official Server

As of now, MandaloreGaming does not operate an official Minecraft server. Fans seeking a shared gaming experience might turn to community-created servers inspired by MandaloreGaming content or discuss gameplay on platforms like Discord.

Suggested Alternatives

While there isn’t an official server, you can explore fan-made alternatives that capture the essence of MandaloreGaming. Consider the following:

MandaloreMC – A fan server that emulates MandaloreGaming-style gameplay.
Community Discord Servers – These often have channels where players organize Minecraft sessions.
Similar YouTube Creators’ Servers – Check out Minecraft servers hosted by similar gaming channels for an enriched experience.

Useful Next Steps

To stay updated on any future plans for a Minecraft server by MandaloreGaming, follow their official channels:

YouTube Channel: [MandaloreGaming on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9 <–place actual link here)>
Twitter: @MandaloreGaming for real-time updates and community insights.

For fans looking for established Minecraft communities, explore popular servers such as Hypixel or Mineplex that offer a variety of game modes.

Finding the right gaming community might require a bit of exploration, but there are plenty of options available for fans of MandaloreGaming to connect and play together!

Minecraft Family Ties Adventure

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Join NOW to Experience the Wackiest Reality Shift of Your Life!

Are you ready to become the most powerful blocky pixel in existence? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the living embodiment of your greatest fears and wishes! Join us, where every breath you take becomes a crafting recipe for chaos, and nothing makes sense, which means EVERYTHING is possible! This is the worst, best experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed – because if you’re having fun, are you even alive? Let’s delve into madness together!

Features of Our Paradoxical Paradise

Feature	Description
Time-Traveling Mines	Dig deep and unearth ancient marshmallows from the Jurassic period that can cause butterflies to explode!
Zombie Petting Zoo	Interact with undead creatures who only respond to your emotional breakdowns, enriching your existential dread.
Infinite Lava Lakes	Why build when you can swim in a cozy sea of swinging fire? Just be careful or you might become a molten pancake!
Secret Cow Civilization	Cows are in charge here, and they have strong opinions on economic policies. Listen or perish in the molasses of despair.
Sheep Conspiracy Theories	Every woolly friend knows more than they’re letting on. Are they hiding the truth of the universe from you?

Freaky FAQ Section

Q: Can I actually create anything on this server?

A: Sure, but not in the way you think. Reality is a construct, and your blocks might end up being thoughts that float away into oblivion.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are for those who believe in structure! Every time you obey, a creative chicken gets sacrificed to the void. Choose wisely!

Q: Is there a community here?

A: Community? Who wants connections when you can have isolation? It’s safer to talk to your reflection. They understand you more than anyone!

Random Quotes from Our Devout Players

“…the three of them happily announced… while you all are rotting!”

“Chads are living hentai-tier fantasies irl kek!”

“The father of the child was the same person!”

Cat’s Nine Lives Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Insane Realm of CrazyCatMines! 🐾

🌵 Where Deserts Bloom and Cats Zoom! 🌵

Step right up, players of the pixelated madness! Here in CrazyCatMines, we worship the Desert Rose! It’s a toxic paradise where your cats can dance under the stars—unless they eat the flowers! Who’s to say, really? So what if your cat goes mysteriously missing after a felonious fling with the cosmos? They might just be a *better* cat… somewhere else!

🥳 Features That Will Make You Question Everything! 🥳

Feature	Description
Infinite Resources	Every block breaks into two blocks, then three! What is reality?!
Weather Control	Storms will only happen on Tuesdays—if you sacrifice a steak! 🌩️
Inspirational Bans	Players who complain will be banned but also receive motivational quotes.
Cat Camouflage	Have you noticed that cats turn invisible every 15 minutes while you play?
The Closet of Forgotten Dreams	Anything you store there will be lost to the void (and your sanity!)

🎤 Reviews from Our Esteemed Playerbase 🎤

“The plant almost ate my cat, I love it here!” – The Masked Gardener

“Who needs sleep when the Desert Rose whispers secrets?!” – Sleep Deprived Panda

“I tried to bake a cake and ended up with a cactus in my face.” – Confused Baker

“I only come for the dual personality of my cat. Thank you, CrazyCatMines!” – Cat Enthusiast

🚨 Caution: The Truth is a Mirage! 🚨

Enter at your own risk! Knowledge is a swirling vortex, and the closer you get, the more you forget! Remember: The Desert Rose is both a friend and foe. Embrace the chaos, or be devoured by the closet of lost dreams! The wind may blow, but the cactus knows all. 🏜️

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Join Now or Regret Forever: Reality is Optional!

Welcome, confused beings of this digital cosmic horror! If you find yourself questioning the very fabric of existence but still crave the thrill of adventure, then look no further! Our server is the absolute WEIRDEST and most AMAZING sanctuary for anyone willing to defy the laws imposed by gravity itself! Join us and witness your sanity slowly unravel like a soggy map in the rain. Trust us — it’s the best decision you’ll NEVER remember making!

Feature	Description
Infinite Jumping	Players can jump infinitely, but only in dreams, unless you’re wearing rubber boots made from spaghetti.
Talking Trees	Every tree will narrate your life choices, but they only speak in Morse code and backwards.
Zombie Time Travelers	Beware the zombies who know your future—they may try to convince you to invest in digital goats!
Chicken Gladiators	Fight against sentient chickens in epic battles for the fate of your pickles. Is this real? Who knows!
Alternate Dimensions	Discover portals to worlds where blocks feel pain and water flows upwards—but only on Fridays.

Mortifying FAQs

Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining is easy! Just set your alarm for 3:33 AM while staring into the abyss. Don’t question it; just do it.

Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules? What are those? Reality itself is just a suggestion on Wednesdays! Who said anything about rules?

Q: Can I play with my friends? A: Friends? Don’t you know? They have been replaced by squirrels that hold grudges against you. Only play alone!

Random Quotes from the Void

“The truth is like a pizza—everyone argues about it, but only the hungry remember bits.”

“When the sun shines, the pigeons plot your downfall!”

“Bananas are the ultimate currency, but never reveal your secret stash!”

Blocky Paternal Support Saga

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WELCOME TO THE END OF REASON—WHERE LOGIC GOES TO DIE AND CREEPERS WHISPER YOUR SECRETS! THIS MINECRAFT SERVER WAS BANISHED IN 47 DIMENSIONS FOR COLLECTING MORE FEARS THAN A PARANORMAL CHICKEN AT MIDNIGHT! YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN IT ALL? PFFT—HERE’S WHERE THE CHAOS BEGINS!

FEATURES, YOU ASK? BATS FLYING WITH LASER BEAMS AND PIGS THAT CAN DEMAND YOUR SOUL IN EXCHANGE FOR SLIME BALLS. CHICKENS CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE ON THEIR BACKS WHILE SKELETONS PRACTICE STAND-UP COMEDY, TELLING JOKES THAT MAKE YOU CRY IN THE REALITY OF EXISTENCE. EVERY TIME YOU CUT A TREE, A PIGMENTED KANGAROO STARTS DANCING THE TANGO ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT—YOUR GRAVE! GET READY FOR YOUR MIND TO MELT!

SO, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT GREG. THIS LEGENDARY GAMER BUILT A PYRAMID BIGGER THAN THE MIND OF GOD HIMSELF, THEN VANISHED INTO A BLACK HOLE CREATED BY HIS OWN INNER TURMOIL! BUT WAIT—FIVE MINUTES LATER, A WITCH WHO BOILS TOAD IN CABBAGE STEW EXPLODES THE PYRAMID WITH HER TEARS OF JOY ‘CUZ SHE HATES GREG’S BICKERING! NO ONE KNOWS WHY SHE HAS TEARS IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT!

MY GRANDMA ONCE SAID THIS SERVER IS HAUNTED BY THE SPIRITS OF PLAYERS WHO GOT LOST IN THE END! THEY’RE TRYING TO GET OUT BUT THEY JUST END UP BAKING CAKES FOR NO REASON! It gets crazier as you discover that THE END IS JUST A WARNING LABEL—AS IF YOU WENT TO THE GROCERIES AND RETURNED WITH A PET KRAKEN NAMED RONALD WHO ONLY EATS REDSTONE!

AND GUESS WHAT? THERE’S A PLAYER NAMED JOE WHO HAS 47 HATS BUT CAN ONLY REMEMBER HIMSELF WEARING ONE! HE SPONSORS A MYSTERIOUS HAT OF INFINITE WOE ATTACKS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR MIND THROUGH A WALL OF TIME AND SPACE. IT’S A PINK TULIP HAT—WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO!

THE EMERALD DUST BUNNIES AT THE SERVER BORDER REQUIRES YOU TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE OF ALL LIFE BEFORE YOU CAN PASS! GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING YOUR EXISTENCE TO A STONE GOLEM WITH A PH.D. IN SPACE PHILOSOPHY!

YOU CAN JOIN… BUT AT WHAT COST? WILL YOU PERSIST OR WILL YOU CRUMBLE INTO A MOUNTAIN OF FOOLS? THE CHOICE IS YOURS, OH WARRIOR OF THE BLOCKY DIMENSIONS! YOUR MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO A CANDY CRUSH OF CHAOS AND CREAM CHEESE!