Comparing chess sets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	623
Animals Bred:	66	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9229
Ores Mined:	1751	Crops Grown:	1617
New Chunks Explored:	99224	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Emeralds Found:	5526	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?