Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Our server just upgraded from 4chan x to 4chan xt, which means things are about to get even wilder. Expect to encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing creepers, and don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground meme vault filled with rare Pepe’s.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who communicate exclusively in emoji and conduct elaborate pranks on unsuspecting newbies. Will you be able to navigate this virtual minefield of madness and come out on top?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family dinners at Applebee’s, where you won’t have to deal with anyone demanding a big steak and multiple sides. On our server, you can have all the virtual steak you want, no questions asked!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to build with next. No more embarrassing moments or awkward family dinners – just pure Minecraft fun!
But that’s not all, our town is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless and just wants to be included in your epic builds.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the block, come join us and experience the craziest legends and myths Minecraft has to offer! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the mysteries of our wacky world – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No-Griefing Economy SMP | A server with a strong economy system and no griefing allowed. |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Server Reset | Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Technology | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Machine | Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia |
| Server Software | Uses Purpur |
The server has a strict no-griefing policy, and any griefing actions are taken seriously with appropriate consequences.
No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.
Resource worlds are reset monthly to provide fresh opportunities for players.
Yes, you can access the live map of the server at here.