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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4119 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5929 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.