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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7114 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.
And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.
So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.
