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CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1314
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	857794
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	185	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4384	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Votes:	1022	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?