| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6363 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4155 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 699 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4098 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7360 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9420 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3387 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5331 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5812 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5595 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 215 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
