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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9805 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.
We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.
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