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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9995 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
