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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7179 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5065 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.
Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!