🔥commisioned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

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lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

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Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	8117	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	4032	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	175
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Farms Harvested:	684	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	94
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6817	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2656	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

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