commercial failures – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip

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Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!

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CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!

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Gisele’s Ex’s Server: French Cuffs & Cufflinks

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so, like, omg u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the founder got arrested by the french police, how crazy is that??? apparently, the ex-husband of gisèle pelicot was using the website, like what even is happening?? join now for all the drama and excitement, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, trust me!! #minecraftdrama #frenchpolice #gisèlepelicot

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Robots vs Humans: Job Craving

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yo, u ever feel like robots be takin’ over everything? well, come join our minecraft server and escape the robot apocalypse! we got crazy challenges like fightin’ off robot armies and buildin’ epic fortresses to protect humanity. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks you could ever want. so come on down and show those robots who’s boss!

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Grudge Holding Ants – Memory Lane

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly, a group of ants start attacking you! but get this, these ants aren’t just your average ants, oh no, they remember who you are and hold a grudge against you for invading their territory!

you gotta join this server to see for yourself how these ants adapt their behavior and remember who their aggressive rivals are. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in minecraft mobs! you’ll be amazed at how these tiny insects can outsmart you and make your gaming experience even more challenging.

so come on, join the server and see if you can outsmart the ants or if they’ll remember you forever as their arch-nemesis. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

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What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, also known as Jess or Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling abilities. She started her channel in 2012 and has since gained a large following for her entertaining and family-friendly videos. Aphmau has become a beloved figure in the gaming community and continues to create engaging content for her fans.

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Bloom SMP

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Version	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
Welcoming community
Active Discord
Friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. The mod team ensures a friendly playing experience for all players.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on version 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Are there events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, there are regular events hosted on the server for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, anti-griefing measures are in place to protect players and their builds.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.5

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Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya.

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EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

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OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

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