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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Booking, city, Disappointment, discomfort, expensive, Experience, Frustration, italy, metro, Milano, MilanoMadness, Minecraft, Overpriced, regret, shithole, smp, Tourist, Trash, travel, urban decay, vacation, weird people

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9541	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Hate2LoveCraft

clandestine enjoyment, concealed infatuation, covert fondness, disguised preference, feigned aversion, guilty pleasure, hate, Hate2LoveCraft, hidden passion, love, masked affection, pretend dislike, private delight, secret indulgence, sub rosa fascination, suppressed desire, under-the-radar interest, undercover obsession, undisclosed attraction, veiled infatuation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of pretending to hate creepers blowing up your house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we encourage it! In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to building houses just to watch them get destroyed by those pesky green creatures. Join us for the ultimate thrill of chaos and destruction!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

VenezuelaBallotMadness

Accountability, ballot records, Brazil, coming days., controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, elections, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, investigation, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Release, south america, transparency, Venezuela, VenezuelaBallotMadness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	6214

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6327
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	4533	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!