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CraftyPersianJailbird18.5

persecution, activism, MIDDLE EAST, authoritarian regime, CraftyPersianJailbird18.5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!

join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!

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Over4Me Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Competition, ONLINE, relationship, comparison

> So, you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is not for the faint of heart!

> Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly you’re ambushed by a gang of killer bunnies riding on giant chickens. Yeah, that’s right, we’ve got killer bunnies on steroids here!

> But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

> And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. You’ll be dancing with creepers and partying with skeletons like there’s no tomorrow.

> So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive the night in the haunted mansion, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

> So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most wild and wacky Minecraft server around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

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PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

mp, ROASTED, public opinion, Battles, Backlash

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.

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Blocky Bandits: Certified Fedophiles Edition

bandits, HASHTAG, Community, likes, internet

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land in epic battles against the evil Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Unicorn Forest, where rainbow-colored horses roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that the rarest unicorn of them all can shoot lasers from its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and lava-spewing chickens!

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GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

internet, Goat, discussion, GoatCraft, ENGAGEMENT

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! We have a full mega of craziness waiting for you to explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

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LOLcraft Tower of Puns

Followers, social media, CONTENT, ENGAGEMENT, Opinions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

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Crafty Critique: Where Creeper Comments and Honest Feedback Collide!

Evaluation, reviews, collide, relationships, constructive criticism

Are you tired of getting feedback from boring old humans? Come join our Minecraft server and get feedback from our super intelligent talking cows! That’s right, our cows have been genetically modified to give the most honest and insightful feedback on your builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount to ride around the server! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever.

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Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

broadcasting, Thread, controversy, debate, ONLINE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

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Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

pixelated, cancerous, hard to pee, LOSE WEIGHT, heart burn

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

children, CREEPERS, Evil, shielded, world

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

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